One Night In South Bend...
Alright people, you probably all think that I abandoned you. But I never forget the little people: aka all you voyeurs who want to peek into my super lame life! Well here's a quick update on what's going on.
I quit my job in July (I know, Thad Doyle almost cried when he heard!) For those of you even contemplating breaking up with your employer, I highly recommend it. Be the one who pulls the trigger, you'll be so much happier with a clean break. Anyway, I moved back to the Bend in august to start grad school, aka college round two (no parents!) Although the difference between undergrad and grad school: no parietals. Oh and did I meantion that I am in a class comprised of less than 25% girls? It's a total meat market here... and an added bonus: no SMC chicks to deal with.
And now for the answer to the question that's on all of your minds: Yes the streak is still on. One would think that with no parietals and 3 dudes for every girl that I would be declaring residency in bone city. But no... the river of manlove runs dry. And you want to know why? A#1: Lots of the dudes are married (although, you all know my philosphy: just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!) B#2: Lots of dudes who speak approximately ZERO english. Now normally I wouldn't have a problem with that... sometimes its better if guys don't say anything at all. Really I just want them to look good so i can stare. The problem is, this only works if the guys are from some hot country like France or Brazil or even California (who can understand those people from the west coast anyway?!?)
So what's my next move? Law School? Undergrads? or maybe I should just resort to the classy Townie hook up? I mean, I've never made out with anyone with no teeth... that idea has potential. Yum. What I may have a hard time getting past are the kentucky waterfalls (aka glorius mullets). I'm just not sure I can run my fingers through greasy curly locks (unless those locks belong to a particular Cubs Pitcher/ND alum!)
And while this is on my mind (this is totally off topic by the way) for those of you who watched the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler opening sketch on SNL last weekend (the Sarah Palin sketch), fake Hilary Clinton referred to herself as a FLIRJ. Now, this was a new term that I had never heard of before and inquiring minds did need to know. According to UrbanDictionary.com a FLIRJ stands for First Lady I'd Like to Rim Job. Now this is something that I will probably never use, but I just thought I'd put it out there for knowledge sake. Even though most of you are no longer in academia, you should try to learn something new every day and this was my contribution to your education.
Well. That's all from me for the time being!
Looking for an MRS and an MBA
Anita Mann
I quit my job in July (I know, Thad Doyle almost cried when he heard!) For those of you even contemplating breaking up with your employer, I highly recommend it. Be the one who pulls the trigger, you'll be so much happier with a clean break. Anyway, I moved back to the Bend in august to start grad school, aka college round two (no parents!) Although the difference between undergrad and grad school: no parietals. Oh and did I meantion that I am in a class comprised of less than 25% girls? It's a total meat market here... and an added bonus: no SMC chicks to deal with.
And now for the answer to the question that's on all of your minds: Yes the streak is still on. One would think that with no parietals and 3 dudes for every girl that I would be declaring residency in bone city. But no... the river of manlove runs dry. And you want to know why? A#1: Lots of the dudes are married (although, you all know my philosphy: just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!) B#2: Lots of dudes who speak approximately ZERO english. Now normally I wouldn't have a problem with that... sometimes its better if guys don't say anything at all. Really I just want them to look good so i can stare. The problem is, this only works if the guys are from some hot country like France or Brazil or even California (who can understand those people from the west coast anyway?!?)
So what's my next move? Law School? Undergrads? or maybe I should just resort to the classy Townie hook up? I mean, I've never made out with anyone with no teeth... that idea has potential. Yum. What I may have a hard time getting past are the kentucky waterfalls (aka glorius mullets). I'm just not sure I can run my fingers through greasy curly locks (unless those locks belong to a particular Cubs Pitcher/ND alum!)
And while this is on my mind (this is totally off topic by the way) for those of you who watched the Tina Fey/Amy Poehler opening sketch on SNL last weekend (the Sarah Palin sketch), fake Hilary Clinton referred to herself as a FLIRJ. Now, this was a new term that I had never heard of before and inquiring minds did need to know. According to UrbanDictionary.com a FLIRJ stands for First Lady I'd Like to Rim Job. Now this is something that I will probably never use, but I just thought I'd put it out there for knowledge sake. Even though most of you are no longer in academia, you should try to learn something new every day and this was my contribution to your education.
Well. That's all from me for the time being!
Looking for an MRS and an MBA
Anita Mann
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