Zebras

I know that a lot of women wish that they could get into the heads of men to see what they're thinking, but after a quick sojourn into the mind of a male co-worker, I would advise against attempting to figure out the male mind. A few weeks ago this co-worker offered his analysis of what makes a guy want to approach a girl. He likened himself (the guy... which I know may sound questionable after you read this theory, but I can assure you, he's a dude) to a Lion. See, a Lion does not want to attack a Zebra in a pack of other Zebras. Which is a problem because it is difficult to isolate a particularly attractive Zebra away from the Zebra pack. According to this alleged Lion, Zebras only travel in packs, whether it be to the watering hole or just making their way across the plain, Zebras will not separate from the pack. Consequently, the Lion will be attracted to the Squirrel: an animal which often with one other companion or alone. This will give the Lion greater confidence in a successful attack. So what does this tell us? If you want to attract a Lion, don't travel in packs, take only one fellow squirrel to a wateringhole, but keep your guard up for any potential attacking Lions.

Note: Many times what may look like a lion can often be mistaken for a weasel or hyena. They may look powerful and a bit intimidating at first, but once you get up close you find out that they are actually lame animals who are full of crap and cannot dance

Never let your guard down,
Anita Mann