Slutbag 1, Anita Mann 0
Congratulations to my co-worker, Slutbag, who broke her own streak last night, post softball game. Looks like she took the GSSM's tip of a few days ago and it worked. Maybe I should't take such a cavalier attitude with the GSSM, it appears that some of their suggestions are actually valid. I guess Slutbag must have really been working her feminine charm during a rousing game of cups last night b/c she ended up bringing home some dude. Well done Slutbag! Let's just hope you didn't receive a one way ticket to bone city and that you can start earning some frequent flyer miles!
On a different note, I know that you all can sense my great love and admiration for good ole Charm City. Here is yet another reason why Baltimore is the classiest city in America. While on their way to work this morning, a co-worker and her carpool mate were driving down baltimore street. While at a stop light, they happen to look out their window and to what to their wondering eyes did appear, but a man on narcotics pooping on the sidwalk! It must have been like a train wreck, you don't want to look at it but you cannot take your eyes off of it. How could they tell he was answering the call of number two? Well, b/c he pulled down his pants, butt out towards the street. Yup right there during morning rush hour traffic was a man defecating on the sidewalk. He didn't even attempt to hide it by using the McDonalds that was 50 yards away from him, or at minimum, try to be discreet and maybe finding an alley or something... but hey I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go. I think the best part of this story is our fearless law enforcement here in Baltimore City. Not one but three bike cops came up to impose their threatening punishment upon them. I'm sure the man was quite scared when three bike cops approched and said: "Dude, you can't do that here!" Way to command respect Baltimore City police. I'm sure this man will never drop rocks on the sidewalk again.
So I dont have any GSSM updates today. That is because I did not accompish my goal from yesterday of chatting up three hot babes (unless you count the cashier at Cafe Gourmet... he may not be a hot babe and I may not have chatted him up, but I did ask him for a small cup of coffee... baby steps) Thus, we cannot move forward until the last task is completed. I'll keep you posted on how it goes, with complete detail. Why do I get the feeling that I am going to get stuck in a traffic jam on my way to bone city this weekend?
I love you Springer,
Anita Mann
On a different note, I know that you all can sense my great love and admiration for good ole Charm City. Here is yet another reason why Baltimore is the classiest city in America. While on their way to work this morning, a co-worker and her carpool mate were driving down baltimore street. While at a stop light, they happen to look out their window and to what to their wondering eyes did appear, but a man on narcotics pooping on the sidwalk! It must have been like a train wreck, you don't want to look at it but you cannot take your eyes off of it. How could they tell he was answering the call of number two? Well, b/c he pulled down his pants, butt out towards the street. Yup right there during morning rush hour traffic was a man defecating on the sidewalk. He didn't even attempt to hide it by using the McDonalds that was 50 yards away from him, or at minimum, try to be discreet and maybe finding an alley or something... but hey I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go. I think the best part of this story is our fearless law enforcement here in Baltimore City. Not one but three bike cops came up to impose their threatening punishment upon them. I'm sure the man was quite scared when three bike cops approched and said: "Dude, you can't do that here!" Way to command respect Baltimore City police. I'm sure this man will never drop rocks on the sidewalk again.
So I dont have any GSSM updates today. That is because I did not accompish my goal from yesterday of chatting up three hot babes (unless you count the cashier at Cafe Gourmet... he may not be a hot babe and I may not have chatted him up, but I did ask him for a small cup of coffee... baby steps) Thus, we cannot move forward until the last task is completed. I'll keep you posted on how it goes, with complete detail. Why do I get the feeling that I am going to get stuck in a traffic jam on my way to bone city this weekend?
I love you Springer,
Anita Mann
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