Day One

Ok, so the day finally has arrived: Day One! According to the article in the previously mentioned grocery store smut magazine, day one involves sending an email proclaiming my state of desparity. For those of you who did not receive the email, here it is:

Dearest Friends and Colleagues,

Hey, I just wanted to touch base because I'm looking to meet some men. If you know of any great single guys, keep me in mind.

OK... now i know that sounds a little odd, but, as some of you already know, I'm doing a little experiment courtesy of a very popular women's magazine as to how to find a man within a month. This is step one! So no, I have not completely lost my mind. And don't worry, in a few days I am supposed to send a follow up email to this one, sweet. You know, if only our favorite EP (our favorite "African American") or Hot Bobby lived in Baltimore as opposed to Chicago/Raleigh, clearly all of my problems would be solved.

So we'll see if I get any responses. Too bad many of my friends do not live on the east coast, so i'm not sure that a blind date/long distance relationship is the best way to start out, but hey it's better than those internet dating sites.

In other news, I have been informed by the Token Asian One that with the addition of my new 5 inch heals, that I look like a beast (i guess that's more so than usual). He advised that I not wear them out to bars and social events where the potential to meet a guy rests. (Apparently, Lions are not attracted to Amazon warriors hell bent on Slaying prey). Thanks for the advise TAO, that's one small step towards Bone City.

Hanging Loose,
Anita Mann