Day Four
You are all not going to believe what day four is says. It talks about how men tend to be intimidated by girls who travel in groups (aka Zebras). Thus, it recommends goign to a bar with just two friends (aka Squirrels). When you see a guy (aka a Lion) that could be a prospect, pull away from your friends and drop the Come Hither Look. This gives the dude an opportunity to approach. Ok... well, clearly I am one step ahead of the GSSM in this case, so i guess I can take the day off the man hunt (afterall, it is a Tuesday) and work on perfecting my Come Hither Look.
So since today's GSSM suggestion has turned out to be rather lame, I thought I'd enlighten you on a new theory I've concocted in the last 12 hours or so. Last night I happened to catch MTV's newest Challenge of Road Rules/Real World All Stars who refuse to get real jobs. By some great anomoly in the world. Johanna and Wes (of the Austin cast) began dating after their show ended. For those of you who no longer watch these MTV reality shows because you have embrased the fact that you are in your mid twenties and realize that these people on these shows are merely trying to get famous, Johanna is a gorgeous young lady with dark hair, dark skin, light eyes and a pretty fierce body. How was that for a run on sentence? Wes, on the otherhand, well i think the only way to describe Wes would a less attracive version of Abe (another MTV alumni) Anyway, to make a long story short, Wes thinks he is one hot potato because he's with this girl...
I think that Wes, like many unattractive guys, is a casualty of what I have now dubbed "The Steve Sanders Complex." So I'm sure you all remember Ian Ziering's character of Steve Sanders from 90210 (one of the few characters to make it all 10 years on the show). Anyway, Steve Sanders didn't have Brandon Walsh's good lucks or charm and certainly did not have Dylan McKay's undulating sex appeal with a side of bad boy. Yet Steve Sanders had the most cocky and obnoxious attitude of them all. Are guys with the Steve Sanders Complex that dillusional to think we ladies think that this type of behavior is acceptable? I mean, maybe if you had the looks and charm to go along with that attitude, but unless a guy has the whole attractiveness package can he get away with an arrogant personality.
(Insert background music of Glory, Glory HOLElujah here) Thus, to Wes from MTV and all you other Hyenas in Lion suits out there, I officially challenge you to think about all of the girls you have met that probably weren't the best looking but walked around thinking that they shit ice cream. Then take a look at yourselves and remember that there is a fine line between having confidence and being downright obnoxious. Only you can be your own cure to the Steve Sanders Complex. Do it now before it becomes an epidemic.
Doing my part to put an end to the Steve Sanders Complex,
Anita Mann
So since today's GSSM suggestion has turned out to be rather lame, I thought I'd enlighten you on a new theory I've concocted in the last 12 hours or so. Last night I happened to catch MTV's newest Challenge of Road Rules/Real World All Stars who refuse to get real jobs. By some great anomoly in the world. Johanna and Wes (of the Austin cast) began dating after their show ended. For those of you who no longer watch these MTV reality shows because you have embrased the fact that you are in your mid twenties and realize that these people on these shows are merely trying to get famous, Johanna is a gorgeous young lady with dark hair, dark skin, light eyes and a pretty fierce body. How was that for a run on sentence? Wes, on the otherhand, well i think the only way to describe Wes would a less attracive version of Abe (another MTV alumni) Anyway, to make a long story short, Wes thinks he is one hot potato because he's with this girl...
I think that Wes, like many unattractive guys, is a casualty of what I have now dubbed "The Steve Sanders Complex." So I'm sure you all remember Ian Ziering's character of Steve Sanders from 90210 (one of the few characters to make it all 10 years on the show). Anyway, Steve Sanders didn't have Brandon Walsh's good lucks or charm and certainly did not have Dylan McKay's undulating sex appeal with a side of bad boy. Yet Steve Sanders had the most cocky and obnoxious attitude of them all. Are guys with the Steve Sanders Complex that dillusional to think we ladies think that this type of behavior is acceptable? I mean, maybe if you had the looks and charm to go along with that attitude, but unless a guy has the whole attractiveness package can he get away with an arrogant personality.
(Insert background music of Glory, Glory HOLElujah here) Thus, to Wes from MTV and all you other Hyenas in Lion suits out there, I officially challenge you to think about all of the girls you have met that probably weren't the best looking but walked around thinking that they shit ice cream. Then take a look at yourselves and remember that there is a fine line between having confidence and being downright obnoxious. Only you can be your own cure to the Steve Sanders Complex. Do it now before it becomes an epidemic.
Doing my part to put an end to the Steve Sanders Complex,
Anita Mann
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