Anchors Away
I guess it's officially summer b/c outside happy hours are in full effect (as well as skanks in cut off jean skirts and tank tops that are too small... as a member of the 'large and in charge' community, i would like to advocate the wearing of tank tops that actually fit... wearing clothes that are too small makes you look fat.)
Last night the kids from work and I went to happy hour down in Fells Point. We were supposed to go to my favorite Happy Hour destination, Little Havana, but it was closed for a private party. I was more than a little peeved about that b/c there is a rumor flying around Baltimore that Little Havana is closing. I say we should forget saving Katie Homes and start saving Little Havana! WHen I arrived in Fells I nearly soiled my pants in excitement because a naval ship had docked right there in Fells and a whole bunch of Seamen were on leave. Having lived in Baltimore, I have learned that when the Naval fleet comes to town you steer clear of the seamen. They tend to be a little skeevy and forward, but that's to be expected when you're living in an area the size of a bath tub with thousands of other men. So as I get closer to my eyecandy for the night, I noticed a common trend amongst the sailors. They were all short, with dark hair, cameras, and could speak approximately zero english. That's right, it was the Japanese Navy that was docket, not the boys from Anapolis. I cannot express to you my disappointment for the night b/c now I not only wasn't going to get any, but I wasn't even goign to get to look at any hot Naval boys. (Not that Asians aren't attractive... they just dont do it for me). So I had to settle for putting Color Me Badd on the jukebox and subjecting everyone in the bar to "I Wanna Sex You Up" all night long.
OK so onto my GSSM tip of the day. Today they suggest RSVP'ing to one of those emails my college sends out about alumni networking events. Well, considering I'm one of about 3 ND young alums in the Baltimore area, I have never been privy to one of these alleged college emails. So I'm not that upset that I cannot complete todays tip. Besides, I cannot stand those pretentious ass holes who carry around their business cards wherever they go. Guess what, no one cares that you're an Assistant Account Exective at Smith and Jones, Inc. Call me when you're at least a VP for some forture 100 company.
I have been requested to twea the Zebra theory a bit. The originator of the theory doesn't want any guys who may be reading this to get the wrong idea about what kinds of squirrels to go after. Apparenlty there are two kinds of squirrels: squirrels with rabies and squirrels who are disease free. After all, you don't want to be caught with no hoodrat.
And now i'm off to happy hour where I will probably drink my weight in beer and come home... alone... again.
Save Little Havana!
Anita Mann
Last night the kids from work and I went to happy hour down in Fells Point. We were supposed to go to my favorite Happy Hour destination, Little Havana, but it was closed for a private party. I was more than a little peeved about that b/c there is a rumor flying around Baltimore that Little Havana is closing. I say we should forget saving Katie Homes and start saving Little Havana! WHen I arrived in Fells I nearly soiled my pants in excitement because a naval ship had docked right there in Fells and a whole bunch of Seamen were on leave. Having lived in Baltimore, I have learned that when the Naval fleet comes to town you steer clear of the seamen. They tend to be a little skeevy and forward, but that's to be expected when you're living in an area the size of a bath tub with thousands of other men. So as I get closer to my eyecandy for the night, I noticed a common trend amongst the sailors. They were all short, with dark hair, cameras, and could speak approximately zero english. That's right, it was the Japanese Navy that was docket, not the boys from Anapolis. I cannot express to you my disappointment for the night b/c now I not only wasn't going to get any, but I wasn't even goign to get to look at any hot Naval boys. (Not that Asians aren't attractive... they just dont do it for me). So I had to settle for putting Color Me Badd on the jukebox and subjecting everyone in the bar to "I Wanna Sex You Up" all night long.
OK so onto my GSSM tip of the day. Today they suggest RSVP'ing to one of those emails my college sends out about alumni networking events. Well, considering I'm one of about 3 ND young alums in the Baltimore area, I have never been privy to one of these alleged college emails. So I'm not that upset that I cannot complete todays tip. Besides, I cannot stand those pretentious ass holes who carry around their business cards wherever they go. Guess what, no one cares that you're an Assistant Account Exective at Smith and Jones, Inc. Call me when you're at least a VP for some forture 100 company.
I have been requested to twea the Zebra theory a bit. The originator of the theory doesn't want any guys who may be reading this to get the wrong idea about what kinds of squirrels to go after. Apparenlty there are two kinds of squirrels: squirrels with rabies and squirrels who are disease free. After all, you don't want to be caught with no hoodrat.
And now i'm off to happy hour where I will probably drink my weight in beer and come home... alone... again.
Save Little Havana!
Anita Mann
posted by KAKalac @ 4:49 PM
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